I have no idea why anybody bothers bombing federal buildings and abortion clinics when there are at LEAST four fucking DMV offices in each major city.
$185 and I've got a title, registration and a license for this scooter.
$160 and I've got keys for this fucking scooter.
$75 and I've got insurance for this motherfucking scooter.
Oh yay, now I can drive(ish). For the record though, I've gotten really good at takin' that bitch around corners. Zoooooooooomzoomzoom.
Famous last words.
Watch out, world. My scooter's gonna blow you away.
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