I couldn't get the kickstand locked in place because I wasn't pulling the scooter up by the handles hard enough. This rarely happens because I've got it down to a science (even in my Coach heels), but today it was not working for some unknown reason.
So I yanked harder. Too hard. Bike yanked BACK but not UP and just slammed into pretty much exactly where my vagina used to be but is now possibly just a giant bruise with no discernible features.
Stay classy, Daj!
