Pygmy Seahorses

My friend and I are across town, both watching Planet Earth on the Discovery Channel.

Text message conversation:

Me: PYGMY SEAHORSES!!!!

Nicole: Yes!! I'm watching the same thing!!
Nicole: Half inch!! Head-butting!!

Me: In a territory dispute. Omg.

Nicole: Their territory is 3" x 3"

Me: GET OUTTA MY TERRITORY MOTHERFUCKER!

Nicole: How adorable?

Me: Infinity.



The end.